My reviews of Eurovision 2013, in Malmö, Sweden.
I put together a playlist of all my Eurovision reviews. My (hilarious) thoughts on Montenegro, Romania, Finland and Switzerland’s entries as well as the Semi Final 1, 2 and the Grand Final.
It’s astounding when you think that racist, sexist, and homophobic people still get laid. Sort it, world.
It’s astrounding when you think that racist, sexist, and homophobic people still get laid. Sort it, world.
How? Am I supposed to fill out a survey to see if I’m ideologically compatible with certain vaginas?
DEAR GOD
WE NEED CONTRACTS BEFORE SEX TO CONFIRM COMPATIBILITY!
> Subtly Eugenics creeps in
“I’m sorry, but before we get into this act I’ll have to ask you how you feel about the current systematic power structures.”
Sounds like some sexy pillow talk to me.
Looks like I shouldn’t go making those ranty jokes on that internet, people might get upity.
Montenegro came 2nd in Australia’s Eurovision vote! Faith in the people somewhat restored.
http://www.sbs.com.au/eurovision/countries#blog/recap-semi-final-1_160
^Article about Australia’s broadcast of, and voting results for, Semi Final 1.
NEW VIDEO!! My review of Eurovision Semi Final 2, which I dealt with much better, it’s actually a review, not just me breaking down about Montenegro. SPOILER ALERT!
My Eurovision Semi Final 1 Review! Though, it’s more of a video about my love for Montenegro’s entry. SPOILER ALERT!
